238. Muggleborns, who after realizing they cant go to a convention because they’ll be at hogwarts, having cosplay contest but they can use magic too. so suddenly there are just a hoard of grey muggleborns with real horns, and someone transfigured a desk into the TARDIS, and someone else decked out their wand like a sonic, plus someone else used engorgio and is cosplaying a titan.
OMG I REALLY LIKE THIS
In 60 years
- grandchild: grandma why are you so bitter??
- me: *takes a swig of vodka*
- me: *lights up cuban cigar*
- me: *gazes out the window*
- me: my otp will never be canon
- *roll credits*
Anonymous asked: Cecilos headcanon: Carlos has two chances to get up when Cecil wakes him. If he doesnt get up, Cecil takes a flying leap on to the bed and launches Carlos to the floor.
YESS- oh my god. Imagine- Carlos hears, “One.” and mumbles in his sleep, not understanding. Then, a few moments later he hears, “Two.” And opens his eyes groggily, confused. And then, he hears the rush of footsteps and begins to stir, groaning, “Oh no, NOT AGAI-” and huffs as Cecil lands on him, squashing all the air out of him and squawking in triumph. Carlos gets his revenge by rolling out from underneath Cecil and lying on top of him, mushing him into the covers, of course.