choiroffrenchhorns:

tiny-librarian:

paranormaldaily:

Discoveries have unearthed the mummy of what appears to be a gray alien, perfectly preserved in a small pyramid near the tomb of a great Pharaoh. [SOURCE: x ]

Yeah sorry, I’m calling bullshit.

This is one of the two mummified fetuses found in the tomb of Tutankhamun, that DNA testing has proven to be his daughters.

This is wild. I never knew they found fetuses. Why are they fetuses? Were they ever born? Did they… kill them and mummify them so they could be in the afterlife with him like they did to servants and animals?? So many questions.

Thank you! I was getting mad at the alien thing before I read on. King Tut had a lot of health problems and so did his kids. I did a huge research paper on him and the possible ways he died, I just cant remember all of it

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blackabsol:

Sabrina ナツメ Natsume
"The Mistress of Psychic Pokémon!"

blackabsol:

Sabrina ナツメ Natsume
"The Mistress of Psychic Pokémon!"

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thehufflepuffwholeaptthroughtime:

holmesfan:

tin-pan-ali:

area 51 is just the american wizarding school

aliens is a perfect cover story

hOLY SHIT

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the-magic-avenger:

That awkward moment when you realize that Frozen totally just took a joke  right out of That 70’s Show

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studip:

if u askin about my bra size u better be planning on takin ur ass down to Victoria’s Secret to buy me some nice bras

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I guess — I disagree with you but ill let you have this one because I don’t feel like debating anymore with your simple ass (via monitormylife)

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floozys:

a thrilling story of hope, heartache and success 

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blackbird-and-the-harlot:

theconcealedweapon:

crazyykenziee:

If someone were to bake 100 cookies, and poison only a single one, would you eat one? “But they’re not all going to kill you!” Chances are, you are still not gonna eat a cookie.

Don’t eat a cookie: HOW DARE YOU! NOT ALL COOKIES ARE POISONED!

Eat a cookie: WELL IT’S YOUR OWN FAULT! YOU CHOSE TO BE STUPID ENOUGH TO EAT A COOKIE KNOWING THAT SOME OF THEM WERE POISONED!

There is a metaphor in this somewhere I just can’t see it

Reblog for blackbird

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fur-hildegard:

very very very below average

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lotolle:

typette:

doujinsushi:

when I was younger I used to watch Winnie the Pooh all the time and everytime I saw pooh eating honey I was always like “mmmm that looks good” so imagine my disappointment when I saw honey for the first time. Pooh is eating like nacho cheese lookin honey he had me excited for nothing

no, bro. Pooh is eating raw, unpasteurized honey. Like this:

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godlike

Oh my God. I’ve literally thought this my entire life. 

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