hootaloo:


hootaloo:

bowrll:

mortisreptus:

fireskink:

alltailnolegs:

mcsprankles:

idcsam:

shadow-pop:

whatisagorman:

snakelet:

this is 911 state your emergency


YES I NEED HELP IMMEDIATELY I CAN’T FIND MY LIZARD


911 I THINK MY LIZARD IS BROKEN


YOU THINK YOU’VE GOT PROBLEMS? MY PHONE SEEMS TO HAVE LOST IT’S LEGS


911 I CAN’T GET MY PHONE OFF THE RECEIVER


MA’AM YOUR PHONE NEEDS TO BE IN THE UNLOCKED POSITION AND MAY NEED TO BE PROVIDED WITH ADDITIONAL HARDWARE TO FUNCTION CORRECTLY.


YES HELLO 911 CAN YOU HEAR ME I DROPPED MY HEADSET IN THE WATER DO YOU READ


TO BE HONEST 911, I AM NOT SURE WHAT MY PHONE IS DOING

911 MY PHONE IS FACING THE WRONG WAY AND I CAN’T GET IT TO TURN AROUND.


yes 911 hello all these people are crazy

this is still going around and it makes me rly happy.

hootaloo:

hootaloo:

bowrll:

mortisreptus:

fireskink:

alltailnolegs:

mcsprankles:

idcsam:

shadow-pop:

whatisagorman:

snakelet:

this is 911 state your emergency

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YES I NEED HELP IMMEDIATELY I CAN’T FIND MY LIZARD

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911 I THINK MY LIZARD IS BROKEN

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YOU THINK YOU’VE GOT PROBLEMS? MY PHONE SEEMS TO HAVE LOST IT’S LEGS

image

911 I CAN’T GET MY PHONE OFF THE RECEIVER

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MA’AM YOUR PHONE NEEDS TO BE IN THE UNLOCKED POSITION AND MAY NEED TO BE PROVIDED WITH ADDITIONAL HARDWARE TO FUNCTION CORRECTLY.

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YES HELLO 911 CAN YOU HEAR ME I DROPPED MY HEADSET IN THE WATER DO YOU READ

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TO BE HONEST 911, I AM NOT SURE WHAT MY PHONE IS DOING

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911 MY PHONE IS FACING THE WRONG WAY AND I CAN’T GET IT TO TURN AROUND.

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yes 911 hello all these people are crazy

this is still going around and it makes me rly happy.

(via queenelsaofoz)

babycakesforboobear:

leedstentlovers:

unconventionalkitchenslave:

What’s the difference between being hungry and horny?

where you put the cucumber

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(via queenelsaofoz)

Cinderella never asked for a prince. She asked for a night off and a dress. — Kiera Cass (via maxonshreaves)

(via queenelsaofoz)

kissuhble:

foreverinliebe:

rnontr0se:

voguefrance:

zehcnaseinalem:

spooky-louie:

psyhcock:

vodkacupcakes:

Shit, its the thumb thing

i love the thumb thing

i do the thumb thing

I miss the thumb thing

I need the thumb thing

I want the damn thumb thing.

where’s my baby to do the thumb thing

my fave thing is the thumb thing

kissuhble:

foreverinliebe:

rnontr0se:

voguefrance:

zehcnaseinalem:

spooky-louie:

psyhcock:

vodkacupcakes:

Shit, its the thumb thing

i love the thumb thing

i do the thumb thing

I miss the thumb thing

I need the thumb thing

I want the damn thumb thing.

where’s my baby to do the thumb thing

my fave thing is the thumb thing

(via queenelsaofoz)

zay4ik:

deer licking cat

zay4ik:

deer licking cat

(via chicka-chicka-meowmeow)

“Just assume it’s going to happen. Be confident, but have humility. Anyone deserves it, it’s not a big deal. Go for it. Just don’t…you know, don’t be an asshole.”

(via badfuckingkarma)

whoinwhoville:

allabitofablur:

gallifrey-feels:

becauseofdoctorwho:

inowpronounceyouratandbow:

thesometimeswarrior:

evansy:

Done.

#IF RORY WILLIAMS WAS ALIVE DURING WORLD WAR II THE WAR WOULD PROBABLY HAVE ENDED SOONER

but he was:
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Twice

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So can we talk about the fact that that means there were 3 Rory’s in the world at the same time?

Lucky Amy

lucky world

(via chicka-chicka-meowmeow)